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mattbors:

Portland is being Portland again.
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I’m trying to get back on tumblr. It’s been like ten minutes and I’ve seen eight penises. 

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practicedindifference:

I made an okcupid profile just because I wanted to see if everyone on there really was insane like the internet has led me to believe. I didn’t even find out. I was like two steps in and got so scared I ditched it. They asked me all these questions and there was no answer no possible answer and I just want to build a giant seashell and crawl inside it and live there in the dark forever.

UPDATE: People are really crazy on here, you guys weren’t kidding. There will be profiles where people say they only want open-minded, loving people, and then they’ll just unashamedly say they only want to date white people, or whatever. Pretty nutty.

Anyway I’m probably going to delete my dummy profile because I think going on there and not doing it for real is probably some kind of betrayal. 

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*tugs collar*

*tugs collar*

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nevver:

Monster Rally, Charles Addams

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I made an okcupid profile just because I wanted to see if everyone on there really was insane like the internet has led me to believe. I didn’t even find out. I was like two steps in and got so scared I ditched it. They asked me all these questions and there was no answer no possible answer and I just want to build a giant seashell and crawl inside it and live there in the dark forever.

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shelbysbutt:

goddamnit dr manhattan u blue bitch baby

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hektious:

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I haven’t been on tumblr for a while. Are you guys still upset about that thing?

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remenance:

Meanwhile in an alternate universe…

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kalidraws:

So, I’m a huge Game of Thrones fan. I was inspired by seeing Kate Beaton’s ASOIAF art yesterday (Ygritte! Beric Dondarrion!), and had a nice discussion about George R.R. Martin’s awesomely varied lady characters. I haven’t drawn any ASOIAF art lately, but I thought I’d collect my previous pieces in a handy bundle right here:

- The disturbingly nondescript Leech Lord, Roose Bolton.

-Brienne of Tarth— powerhouse lady-knight!

-An early morning in King’s Landing with Sansa.

-Jon Snow & Ghost beyond the wall!

(I’ve also drawn a Khal Drogo, but it’s not my favorite, so I’m not including it!)

It’s a bummer that we’ll probably be waiting a while for the rest of the books to come out, but you can bet this isn’t the last batch of ASOIAF art you’ll be seeing from me.

Who’s excited for the start of the second season on HBO next weekend??

Look what’s on my wall now!

If you’re not following Kali you’re missing out, I have some of her prints on the way to my house AS WE SPEAK

These are only wee postcards, get bigger prints from this show.  And from her store!

That Roose Bolton is insanely good.