I mean you can see how I could mix them up at a glance.

Just thought I saw someone like a vibrator on facebook and got really disappointed when it turns out it wasn’t a vibrator and now I’m reexamining my life.

interwar:

Dog Fancy Magazine model Will Graham

Aside from the rapidly increasing insanity, Will Graham basically lives my ideal life.

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Notice the subtle transition from complaining about ignorance to “I don’t want any new information STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT”.

bonerbabe:

boy moans are so nice

You say that but how come no girls come talk to me when I do it walking around bars and malls

(Source: bonerbae)

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rare-basement:

me giving my boyfriend a blowjob

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theonion:

Obama Supporter Has Perfectly Improbable Explanation Absolving President From Blame For Scandals | Full Report

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archiemcphee:

London-based designer Sophie de Oliveira Barata creates some of the most jaw-droppingly awesome prosthetics we’ve ever seen.

Sophie comes from an art background, with a first class honours degree at London Arts University where she studied Special Effects prosthetics for film and T.V. She then went on to work for 8 years, as a sculptor making realistic looking, bespoke prosthetics for amputees at one of the leading prosthetic providers. She worked in all areas sculpting fingers, toes, partial feet , partial hands, bespoke liners and leg and arm covers for amputees. In her spare time she made more experimental art work in this medium, before setting up her own studio.

Known as The Alternative Limb Project, Sophie works as a specialist consultant with other prosthetists and produces both artificial limbs that look completely realistic as well as limbs created using imaginative ideas provided by the clients themselves. “She can interpret your ideas and create a unique design that will reflect your interests and personality.”

As you can see here, Sophie’s work is truly astonishing. As well as being completely functional prostheses, these amazing limbs are also unique works of art.

Each of her designs offer a sense of individuality, allowing the customer to express their personality through their synthetic appendages. The artist says, “Having an alternative limb is about claiming control and saying ‘I’m an individual and this reflects who I am.’”

Visit The Alternative Limb Project website to learn more about Sophie’s awesome work and check out more of her creations.

[via My Modern Metropolis]

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theonion:

7 Most Unbelievable Autocorrect WINS: Full Slideshow

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rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

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barbeauxbot:

deducecanoe:

ruthpower:

Bill Nye is my favorite
Dawkins needs to get over himself

Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.

How can anybody be that hostile to Bill Nye. Look at him. It’s like Bill Nye’s innate goodness and love for humanity and science is repelling him.

I’ve seen this a few times and would like to know the context, because I wonder if Dawkins actually IS disagreeing with or annoyed with Bill Nye. Not saying he couldn’t be, it’s just that Dawkin’s almost always looks like that anyway, so it’s hard to tell.

barbeauxbot:

deducecanoe:

ruthpower:

Bill Nye is my favorite

Dawkins needs to get over himself

Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.

How can anybody be that hostile to Bill Nye. Look at him. It’s like Bill Nye’s innate goodness and love for humanity and science is repelling him.

I’ve seen this a few times and would like to know the context, because I wonder if Dawkins actually IS disagreeing with or annoyed with Bill Nye. Not saying he couldn’t be, it’s just that Dawkin’s almost always looks like that anyway, so it’s hard to tell.

(Source: scienceing)

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Week Five, and Nicky is onstage talking about answered prayers and how coincidences can sometimes be messages from God. He says he keeps a prayer diary and ticks them off when they are answered. As Nicky says these things, I think about how my wife and I were told we couldn’t have a baby. We went through fertility treatment for four years. Every month was like a funeral without a corpse. And then we did have a baby, and when Joel was born I thought of him as a gift from God.

Jon Ronson, “A Message from God”, which can be read in Lost at Sea.

The reason Jon Ronson is my favorite writer on religious/spiritual and conspiracy stuff is because he’s not afraid to indulge in the thing he’s covering. He ends the story still as an agnostic, but not for a lack of openness.