February 2012
ME: Man, I really want to go to sleep.
MY BRAIN: You have a bed.
ME: Oh yeah.
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suzanneheysuzanne:
Did you know that if you play a Beatles record backward, it will make really weird noises that might give you nightmares, but will most definitely not make any sense?
Same goes for “Revolution 9”.
The Impossible Has Happened.
I’m actually optimistic about Sunday’s The Walking Dead. The last two episodes were vast improvements. I mean, sure, there was a lot of bad shit in them, but you can’t expect a show to dig itself out of a hole that quickly. The point is, for the first time in a looong while the show seems to have a sense of surpose, seems to know exactly what it wants and how to go about...
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cracked:
We forgot to congratulate The Simpsons on 500 episodes. Congratulations, The Simpsons, on 500 episodes! We would have made a “Top X Favorite Episodes Of All Time” list, but that list hasn’t changed since season 10.
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Empathy Test →
alsthetics:
practicedindifference:
mountaindust:
0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20) 33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42) 53 - 63 is above average 80 is maximum
Your score: 28
I only scored 23. Which is just above what most autistic people score.
Suck it, people with autism!
I scored a 21 and...
“…I think we are terrible animals. And I think our planet’s immune system is...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, on The Daily Show
Oh my god, I didn’t know this even existed.
(via hall0weenjack)
Kurt Vonnegut was one the best guests ever. And it was before the days when they were able to book just about anybody.
I really hope that Ellroy quote still works out of context.
Because the book sings, baby.
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Empathy Test →
mountaindust:
0 - 32 = low (most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20) 33 - 52 = average (most women score about 47 and most men score about 42) 53 - 63 is above average 80 is maximum
Your score: 28
I only scored 23. Which is just above what most autistic people score.
Suck it, people with autism!
Also, Isaac Asimov reportedly didn’t like describing himself as an atheist because it defined him as what he didn’t believe in as opposed to what he did believe.
SMART MAN.
For the record, I’m an atheist. That’s why it annoys me that so many of them are jerkfacey.
I think a guy like the Amazing Atheist is more representative of how a lot of white male atheists think than white male atheists — including, obviously, myself — would like to admit. But, whatever, I guess.
afternoonsnoozebutton:
sinidentidades:
Atheists are just as oppressed as PoCs.
Atheists are just as oppressed as the queer community.
Atheists are just as oppressed as people suffering from disabilities.
Atheists are just as oppressed as—
but
it’s just a comparison.
but
…
Case closed
Atheists like to say, “We’ll get a gay president before we get an...
RIP Trotsky
rare-basement:
When I was in high school we acquired four kittens. One was mine. I named him Trotsky. Trotsky was mean, hyperactive, and ultimately shunned by the other cats. My mom gave him to my uncle. He lived in there until his life was cut short by a stray that lived in the garden. RIP Trotsky cat, assassinated in exile. Moral of the story? Names come true. Be careful what you call your...
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Apropos of that last post, SEAN'S EVER SHIFTING...
Cowboy Bebop
Luck
Terriers
The Sopranos
Angel
The cool part about the Angel one is it sounds like one of those old X-Men cartoons to me. (I mean in spirit).
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A cashier tried to talk to me today, so if you guys need me I’ll be in my panic room.
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Was Kim Jong-Un Assassinated? →
hall0weenjack:
Probably not.
Hey, an excuse to talk about how awesome Albert Brooks is!
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